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SEASON 4 EPISODE 6 – SHE GAVE BIRTH !

Alright people, so  my girlfriend gave birth just a couple days before this last episode yesterday so we missed it !! However I really could’nt care less actually, I’m just so happy my child is perfect, nothing is missing :)

Anyways…..nothing is lost people, ’cause I got it recorded. Now all I need now is some time to watch it… but what time? I have no more time left, I have two kids and Im tired. I feel like a character from Game of Thrones. I’m stressed and abused.  My son jump on me like I’m a freaking joke. No more respect is heading my way nowadays. I feel like a bastard. Luckily, summer is coming.

If you are still reading this for some reason, I have more to come later once I’ve watched episode 6 later this week.. or I might just wrapped it all with episode 7 for a mega giant special article.

SEASON 4 EPISODE 6 | Game of Thrones

 

Season 4 Episode 5 – I’m Ready For Next Episode

I don’t know what happened last night but this last episode went by fast, I mean really fast.

It might just be my internal clock or the fact that my girlfriend was about to give birth to my second child and I told her to hold the baby inside until the end. She listened. Still this morning, no baby but the work has started , we are sooo close now ;) It’s a she and her name will be Victoria. Yep like the queen. My son’s name is Edward. Yep like the king.

Soooo , about last night’s episode, not much happened. However I really liked the part where Lysa Tully showed her niece Sansa how a crazy bitch she is, how a crazy mofo her son is and what a fucked up castle they live in.

Petyr Baelish is now a married man hahaha. Like if Petyr could be a women’s toy. What a fool she is! I hope to see her fly. Her and her son. She’s definitely a disgrace to House Tully, or whaterver is left of this House.

We saw Arya playin with her sword Needle. Nice swordsplay but too bad she can’t get through studded leather. The Hound let her know she’s still an insect compared to all the names she keep repeating every night before sleep. But she can “dance” with her sword… I guess not everything is lost.

And the last but not the least; the Mother of Dragons. Is she switching direction? Joffrey is dead but that does’nt mean the Lannisters need to be left alone. It seem she can’t hold on to what she has won anymore, they need a strong leader or everything will be lost. Difficult decision. She look diffrent now… like… in real life she probably goes to the gym and tanning bed (“sun bed” in UK?). She lost some fat, too bad, she looked better before.  Why are all actors and actress going for this sh%t everytime they get some success.

Season 4 Episode 4 | Game of Thrones

Season 4 Episode 4 – My Worst Review in the Last 73 Weeks.

This week I will try and comment each caracter concerning last episode. This should be fun I have no idea where this is going as I am writing this one last letter. Actually the dot came last so I should have said: as I am writing this one last dot.

Ok so here we go brothers and lesser sisters.

Tyrion Lannister: You can tell he’s scared, not much hope of getting out of this one. Good actor you feel the hopelessness.

Cersei Lannister :  Deserves another rape. I can’t believe she is still alive. Actualy yes I can, cause I read the books.

Tommen Lannister : He won the lottery and he knows it. Yea I’m jealous. Also wtf he look like he’s 23 years old. You need to shoot your series faster HBO people. People are growing way to fast. It’s like Arya, she look like she’s 43. Freaking Bran Stark is like 28, not a kid anymore. He look like he outlived his father.

-Jaime Lannister : He’s getting too soft and can’t beat a Sellsword. I can tell he’s not left-Handed from all my interwebz years.

Jon Snow : Still doing the dirty job, the real leader.

Sansa Stark : Safe for now but you can’t thrust little finger.

-Little Finger : His he the real killer??

-Hodor : What else to say…HODOR!! (bleeding)

-Grey Worm  : Funny how he can get back to an almost normal life after all he’s been throught. The reason why he his considered strong is because he does’nt have any feelings anymore. However, what I keep seeing his a bunch of feelings all mixed up throwned at us like he was not an Unsullied. Yea right, I think he feel to much. and aren’t Unsullied Eunuchs???

Daeynaris : She’s gathering a major army, watch out Westeros. She now look more evil than ever.

Brienne : I hate this character. For some reason I just can’t stand her. Nothing else to say.

Enough for this Game of Thrones Season 4 Episode 4, I’M back next week for a much better review, this one sucked big time. Sorry, punch me in the face and take my money.

Game of Thrones | Season 4 Episode 4

Season 4 Episode 1 Review

First thing first: Am I the only one feeling like the characters are getting soft? Lets take for example True Blood.  The first season was very dark and serious. Fast forward 2 seasons and this is starting to look like a variety show.

Now look at Jamie Lanister. This guy had a very dark background in the first  couple of seasons and had a very dark humour… Now fast forward to season 4 episode 1 (this last sunday) and the guy is not taken seriously anymore. He’s freaking playing with is forged hand with a grin in his face like a child wtf is that. He’s talking to that Brienne like he’s under her spell what the hell is wrong. Making jokes and all ??

And then you have Arya Stark without any emotions anymore (she used to be scared or cry once in a while), even a small grin before butchering these guys at the tavern. All this knowing her family just got annihilated at the towers.

And then you get the 2 Unsullied character ( my guess? ) who look like they are back to normality, they speak perfectly, dont look much shook by their past and one is even in love with Daenerys, how cute, he bring her flowers. Isnt he supposed to be broken inside like there is no tomorrow?

So I’ll be awaiting episode 2 to see where it’s going.  I really hope episode 4 will live up to the expectations they gave us in the comments before the episode.

 

Game of Thrones | Season 4 Episode 1 Review

Games of Thrones – Season 3 Episode 8

What else to say about episode 8 other than “shit is about to hit the fan”.

Move on to episode 9.

PS: Yea I know I have skipped many episodes. Perhaps I didnt have anything to say about these other than “NOTHING HAPPENED GUYS” ?

But anyway brahs, I pretty much happy now, I think they decided to put all the stuff at the end. Can’t wait to see my girlfriends face this time lol…she’s gonna be pissed. She never read the books.

Yep, shit is about to hit the turbo fan actually.